May 2013
April 2013
“I wasn’t lonely. I experienced no self-pity. I was just caught up in a life...”
– Charles Bukowski (via visualcomplex)
OT3: me, laptop-kun, and internet-sama
March 2013
Watchgamer-girl-001:
Gotta try it. ;)
the-angry-sharkbender:
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
ICH LIEBE DICH
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
